guys we watched this in science class today
just watch it you won’t regret it
OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED
CAN NO LONGER GO WITHIN 100 CENTIMETERS.
This is a classic
Popped a cap
- Ancient Tumblr proverb (via moonjongups)
Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go
Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.
Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times.
Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave.
Supreme life tip: Become a library
Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES
So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
are you kidding im going to use all of these
you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away
why the fuck would someone pee an orange