Stuck in Brightside
Rae's Way or the Highway

Hi I'm Hyper/Coby the furry obessed with cartoons

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alexandrabeththegreat:

mjcabooseman:

autumn-prose:

nathaniel-the-angel:

leijonnaire:

guys we watched this in science class today

just watch it you won’t regret it

OMFG THAT WENT SO MANY PLACES THAT I NEVER COULD HAVE IMAGINED

CAN NO LONGER GO WITHIN 100 CENTIMETERS.

This is a classic

Popped a cap

❝ #nsfw #i guess ❞

- Ancient Tumblr proverb (via moonjongups)

thelovelylifeofareader:

thebookishdragon:

booktown:

randomhouse:

seasighing:

Life tip: bring a book with you everywhere you go

Life pro tip: bring two, in case you finish the first one.

Bigger life pro tip: Bring a kobo/kindle with you everywhere so you have an entire library with you at all times. 

Ultimate life pro tip: live in a library and never ever leave. 

Supreme life tip: Become a library

5by5kevin:

Roses are red
And true love is rare
Booty booty booty booty
Rockin’ everywhere

Plays: 1006467

omgtsn:

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YOU KNOW I DON’T THINK THIS IS HOW THE SONG GOES

stunningpicture:

So, my friend made herself into 15 foot long cardboard velociraptor with googly eyes

codename-lol:

yoiplait:

terms for penis you should not use in fics:

  • love stick
  • doinker
  • schlong
  • wankie
  • ding dong
  • 100% all-beef thermometer
  • bologna pony
  • stinky pickle
  • magic wand
  • divine rod
  • love muscle
  • power drill
  • captain winky
  • yogurt slinger
  • DNA rifle 

are you kidding im going to use all of these

snoggedinabox:

snoggedinabox:

gyllenhaha:

you can smell someone peeling an orange from literally 40 miles away

why the fuck would someone pee an orange

wait